What could be assumed about you just based on your username alone?

@caccoon I see your username a lot more than I see the actual word cocoon so it properly fucks with my head now. :D

@CountScrofula 👿 I have had an impact on the world!

@caccoon how did you come by that spelling of it anyways?

@CountScrofula Haha, it's just what I used to call raccoons as a child. And I did for quite a while because my dad liked it too much to correct me.

@caccoon That's so adorable I think you just gave me diabetes.

@CountScrofula IMPACT MULTIPLIER ×2

Gatdamn, spreading incorrect spellings and disease. 😌 My mumma be proud.

@caccoon Bein' your best self!