What's the strangest thing you've said when hugging someone?

I must know the details of this!

It was a guy that liked me. I saw him after a few weeks. He was like "you've gotta give me a hug" i was like what could it hurt. And he tried to get a little closer and i was getting poked with something. So i was like, uh, James why has the launch sequence been activated?"

Lol, amazing.

I'm sarcastic! I thought you knew by now...

Oh that's totally justified, you've got to wait until at least three hugs before you poke your erection at someone! 😂

Seriously! There are guidelines!