It's Freaky Friday & It's a Three Day Weekend,, Who Is Gonna Get Their Freak On ?

I know that I've used this one before, but it seems appropriate here. What's the difference between a "freak" and a "pervert"?? While in the act of intercourse, a "freak" likes to use feathers; whereas a "pervert" likes to use the whole chicken. LOL. Oh well, it's funny to ME.