What's the most embarrassing thing you could say in your sleep?

@SW-User Lol.... are you stalking me dear?

@LyricalOne Was it the binoculars? I knew the laser was a bit much.

@SW-User Yeah, you have to be a lot more subtle with those laser pointers. Dead giveaway.

@LyricalOne Contrary to popular belief it's really not "all in the wrist".

@SW-User Are we still talking about laser pointers? 🤔

@LyricalOne Were we ever?

@SW-User So you are stalking me with your pants down around your ankles while playing one handed flight commander.

@LyricalOne FLIGHT COMMANDER LMAO. I'm fucking dying.

@LyricalOne My altimeter is detecting an EARTH down there.

@SW-User How old are you? I’m probably old enough to be your mother. 🙄

@LyricalOne That's not information I give out casually.

@SW-User So give it out formally.

@LyricalOne Sorry had to wrap a game up. Geez at least take me to dinner first.

@SW-User I don’t toy with little boys.

@LyricalOne Much to the relief of all involved neither do I. What are you up to?

@SW-User Well, I’d like to fall asleep but it’s not happening.

@LyricalOne Sleep journal? Chamomile tea maybe? I found some basic sleep hygiene stuff pretty useful.

@SW-User Nah, my insomnia is more hard core than that. Need to be clubbed over the head.

@LyricalOne Sorry, mine got bad for a while too. Can empathize.

@SW-User Thank you dear. Still didn’t forget about the age thing you know.

@LyricalOne I wouldn't be drawing laser dicks on your chest if I thought you weren't sharp.

@SW-User Still doesn’t answer the question.

@LyricalOne See? Sleepless in Seattle doesn't miss a beat. I'm 24.

@SW-User My niece would love you.

@LyricalOne Can she knock herself out with her own tits in a dead sprint though? Let's be reasonable.