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"its ok mom, you dont have to be embarrassed, ill have sex with you"
LyricalOne · F
@SkunkyLover Kinda like this:

https://similarworlds.com/6-Embarrassing-Funny/1906512-Okay-I-know-this-isnt-a-popular-topic-but-does-it
@LyricalOne ok thats weird even for me. this guy was practically begging for getting in trouble
LyricalOne · F
@SkunkyLover Still shaking my head over that story.

SW-User
Depends on who's listening.
SW-User
@LyricalOne HOW VERY PERCEPTIVE YOU ARE FLIGHT ATTENDANT.
LyricalOne · F
@SW-User Okay, this is getting boring. Have a good night whichever one of you is or isn’t stalking me.
SW-User
@LyricalOne Only teasing. Is commenting on two of your posts really stalking? Seems a bit.. normal. Nighty night.
Probably nothing worse than I've said awake..

I pulled some real bonehead moves in my life.. 🤐
LyricalOne · F
LyricalOne · F
User41 · 36-40, M
O I’ve done that.

But you wouldn’t understand
User41 · 36-40, M
Good.

clarity is key.
LyricalOne · F
@User41 May the Schwartz be with you.
User41 · 36-40, M
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and also with you
SW-User
Someone's name other than the person you're with. 😮
SW-User
@LyricalOne Yes . Im glad I've never done it .😬
polyandrym66 · 70-79, M
@SW-User HURTS DEEP..
polyandrym66 · 70-79, M
@SW-User NEVER done that? Either you are lucky or you do not have vivid dreams at night..
SW-User
Oh yeah (says another person's name) I like that don't stop
LyricalOne · F
@SW-User Obviously she was on your mind for a reason. 🙄
SW-User
@LyricalOne maybe. 😒😑
LyricalOne · F
@SW-User 🤔
JohnOinger · 41-45, M
@LyricalOne So what do you think of John Olinger & would you do
LyricalOne · F
@JohnOinger Erm... I'd say you are one of my SW Groupies now. 😉
JohnOinger · 41-45, M
LyricalOne · F
Idk. Last night I woke up screaming, "give me back my wallet!" over and over because of a dream.
LyricalOne · F
@KayraJordyn Hmm... disturbing.
It wasn't the worst thing I've ever said in my sleep.
I think the worst was a cousin had to listen to me describing what I'd do to my gf in my sleep...

You can't look people in the eyes for a while after that 😂😂
LyricalOne · F
@Jimmyorjames Lol... wow, think I'd be making myself scarce for a while. 😉
polyandrym66 · 70-79, M
The name of one of my EX's instead of my GF's sleeping next to me.. OOPS!
polyandrym66 · 70-79, M
@LyricalOne OH YES MAM.. Nothing good can be said.. I just began to beg for forgiveness and slept at her feet the rest of the night in servitude..
LyricalOne · F
@polyandrym66 Sounds about right.
polyandrym66 · 70-79, M
@LyricalOne It's never enough to gain total forgiveness. I should have been dreaming about the one sleeping in my arms.. We talked (in the morning) about what else I need to do for her in repentance..
CharlieZ · 70-79, M
Nothing that my dog would not forgive, hopely.
LyricalOne · F
@CharlieZ Oh if dogs could talk.......
The only thing worse then saying someone's else's name when sleeping, is saying it while making love.
LyricalOne · F
@GingerPeach You said it lady.
ReneeT · 61-69, F
Who took my panties? GULP!
LyricalOne · F
@ReneeT D'uh oh! 😱
ReneeT · 61-69, F
@LyricalOne There may be a few questions on that one!🤔😏
SW-User
Oh, I pooped myself.
SW-User
@LyricalOne Trailmarker. 😂🤣
LyricalOne · F
@SW-User What a couple of intellectual giants we are. 🙄
@SW-User Ohh my gosh, seeing this in my feed, I was all, whaaaa?
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LyricalOne · F
@HipYoungDude Blasphemy!
SW-User
@HipYoungDude that sounds like a nightmare! 😨
Justenjoyit · 61-69, M
Who are you 😊
LyricalOne · F
@Justenjoyit Lol... in your sleep? That might not be so bad. 🤔
VioletDreams · 36-40, F
"i didn't touch Santa's penis"
LyricalOne · F
@VioletDreams Lol.... oops. 😯
sighmeupforthat · 46-50, M
where'd my other penis go?

dammit, it's back up behind there again?


mr. tibbles, go fetch! fetch it be a good mr. tibbles.
LyricalOne · F

 
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