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"its ok mom, you dont have to be embarrassed, ill have sex with you"
LyricalOne · F
@SkunkyLover Kinda like this:

https://similarworlds.com/6-Embarrassing-Funny/1906512-Okay-I-know-this-isnt-a-popular-topic-but-does-it
@LyricalOne ok thats weird even for me. this guy was practically begging for getting in trouble
LyricalOne · F
@SkunkyLover Still shaking my head over that story.

Probably nothing worse than I've said awake..

I pulled some real bonehead moves in my life.. 🤐
LyricalOne · F
LyricalOne · F
SW-User
Depends on who's listening.
SW-User
@LyricalOne HOW VERY PERCEPTIVE YOU ARE FLIGHT ATTENDANT.
LyricalOne · F
@SW-User Okay, this is getting boring. Have a good night whichever one of you is or isn’t stalking me.
SW-User
@LyricalOne Only teasing. Is commenting on two of your posts really stalking? Seems a bit.. normal. Nighty night.
User41 · 36-40, M
O I’ve done that.

But you wouldn’t understand
User41 · 36-40, M
Good.

clarity is key.
LyricalOne · F
@User41 May the Schwartz be with you.
User41 · 36-40, M
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and also with you
SW-User
Someone's name other than the person you're with. 😮
SW-User
@LyricalOne Yes . Im glad I've never done it .😬
polyandrym66 · 70-79, M
@SW-User HURTS DEEP..
polyandrym66 · 70-79, M
@SW-User NEVER done that? Either you are lucky or you do not have vivid dreams at night..
SW-User
Oh yeah (says another person's name) I like that don't stop
LyricalOne · F
@SW-User Obviously she was on your mind for a reason. 🙄
SW-User
@LyricalOne maybe. 😒😑
LyricalOne · F
@SW-User 🤔
ReneeT · 61-69, M
Who took my panties? GULP!
LyricalOne · F
@ReneeT D'uh oh! 😱
ReneeT · 61-69, M
@LyricalOne There may be a few questions on that one!🤔😏
JohnOinger · 41-45, M
@LyricalOne So what do you think of John Olinger & would you do
LyricalOne · F
@JohnOinger Erm... I'd say you are one of my SW Groupies now. 😉
JohnOinger · 41-45, M
LyricalOne · F
I think the worst was a cousin had to listen to me describing what I'd do to my gf in my sleep...

You can't look people in the eyes for a while after that 😂😂
LyricalOne · F
@Jimmyorjames Lol... wow, think I'd be making myself scarce for a while. 😉
SW-User
Oh, I pooped myself.
SW-User
@LyricalOne Trailmarker. 😂🤣
LyricalOne · F
@SW-User What a couple of intellectual giants we are. 🙄
@SW-User Ohh my gosh, seeing this in my feed, I was all, whaaaa?
polyandrym66 · 70-79, M
The name of one of my EX's instead of my GF's sleeping next to me.. OOPS!
polyandrym66 · 70-79, M
@LyricalOne OH YES MAM.. Nothing good can be said.. I just began to beg for forgiveness and slept at her feet the rest of the night in servitude..
LyricalOne · F
@polyandrym66 Sounds about right.
polyandrym66 · 70-79, M
@LyricalOne It's never enough to gain total forgiveness. I should have been dreaming about the one sleeping in my arms.. We talked (in the morning) about what else I need to do for her in repentance..
sighmeupforthat · 46-50, M
where'd my other penis go?

dammit, it's back up behind there again?


mr. tibbles, go fetch! fetch it be a good mr. tibbles.
LyricalOne · F
Idk. Last night I woke up screaming, "give me back my wallet!" over and over because of a dream.
LyricalOne · F
@KayraJordyn Hmm... disturbing.
It wasn't the worst thing I've ever said in my sleep.
The only thing worse then saying someone's else's name when sleeping, is saying it while making love.
LyricalOne · F
@GingerPeach You said it lady.
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LyricalOne · F
@HipYoungDude Blasphemy!
SW-User
@HipYoungDude that sounds like a nightmare! 😨
CharlieZ · 70-79, M
Nothing that my dog would not forgive, hopely.
LyricalOne · F
@CharlieZ Oh if dogs could talk.......
VioletDreams · 36-40, F
"i didn't touch Santa's penis"
LyricalOne · F
@VioletDreams Lol.... oops. 😯
Justenjoyit · 56-60, M
Who are you 😊
LyricalOne · F
@Justenjoyit Lol... in your sleep? That might not be so bad. 🤔

 
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