What is the dumbest way you’ve been injured?

i just cracked my knee off a concrete table under a hut i was sitting under while on vacation on the beach. i was just trying to get up from the beach lounge like i have 1000 other times and whamo!

putting out a gas lantern and then not being able to find the handle in the dark and burning my hand on the visibly glowing cap

Jumping off the roof of a store at 2:00 a.m. and missing the intended brick wall. Whoopsie.

calling my dog I slammed my hand on the floor and broke my middle finger.yikes.

Pulling the blanket up, and punching myself in the jaw!🤣🤣

Tendenitis overdoing it on my bike...

I dropped scissors into my foot when I was 11. Well technically I picked up a bag off the counter but dragged it which knocked the scissors over and into my foot. The funny part is I went to day camp and the bus had arrived. So I grabbed a roll of paper towels and limped onto the bus holding the paper towels on my bleeding wound. The poor lady was in shock.