If slavery was legal... would you own a slave ?

@popmol from human furniture to human pillows. when will the depravity end!!

@IAmMaster ? i just want a maid who loves hugs

@popmol you lack ambition my child, let me teach you of my harem ways...

@IAmMaster i'd rather not i don't like multiple women.

@popmol so it's your libido that's the problem. you should try working out and intermittent fasting

@IAmMaster i'll try that but i don't think its the only problem. the fact that human pillows and such are creepy

@popmol I don't think I'd do it realistically, but you're basically saying you would enjoy to own a woman so that you could enjoy her affections, meaning you would also treat her nicely so that she has legitimate affection to give you, and I totally relate