If you were given a cow and you had to name it to reflect your personality, what would it be called?

@lostinspice wow. Suppose your cow ran away and you had to wander after her calling ‘dichotomous’ exhausting.

But cows don't have one ☺...it might get an inferiority complex. ....@lostinspice

@pennynoodles what do you mean, cows don't have dichotomy? Surely there are cows with two sides to their nature? And for sure if I was a cow I would have ;)