The most inappropriate time/place to loudly open a bag of chips and eat them?

In front of baby potatoes.

Funeral

The Confessional.

A funeral

The dentist's office just before an appointment

Once, in church, I counted to three then coughed loudly so my friend could open a can of diet coke. Nobody was fooled.

When there's 5 seconds left to stop Drumpf from pressing the nuke button & you're right beside it. ☠🗺

from some guy named ace who hangs at the gas station restroom and eat it out of his hands.

My old teacher's son did this at her play in the front row. Doritos.

Saying bomb on an airplane just as pop the bag open

During a meeting when I am speaking.

Wedding night. In bed.

Job interview

Right as you're being prepped for surgery.