:( Dear LonelyGirl325.. :( Please contact me again... :( Our messages last night about what you would do to my weenie were really soothing..

@dumpstermeow Plz hlp me find them again! :( I need my Cinderella story to come true!

@SerenitiesScars hows abouts I help you find someone real?

🙄 Yeah, like that'll happen...

@SerenitiesScars you finding someone real or me helping you? 😹

🤷 I dunno..

🤔 I'd like to see you trying to help me though cuz that sounds interesting...

@SerenitiesScars we could have a YouTube channel. 😄

A dating service youtube channel? Where we record the videos of lonely nights spent alone instead of the dates themselves because nobody signs up for those... 🤔 Sounds like a plan..

@SerenitiesScars no I meant me trying to recruit chicks for you and stuff. Hilarious. 😄

😶 I feel like you're just trying to pimp me out all of a sudden!!

@SerenitiesScars I want the world to experience how awesome you are. 🤷🏼

🤔 Then make it happen...

@SerenitiesScars that sounds suspiciously like work. 🤔

D: It was your idea in the first place!!!