You're working on a spell for alchemy and during the process of turning lead into gold ...

... you make a mistake and there's a mini explosion that ends up getting some of the substance that you're working on onto you. In the 60 seconds that you have before you turn into gold yourself, do you...

1) Frantically try to find a cure in order to stop the curse before you're frozen solid, or

2) Choose your own pose and fate, not wanting to be an awkward golden statue forever. (and if so, what kind of pose would this be?) lol

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SW-User

2) I would pose like one of Jack's french girls.

ExploringThoughts · 36-40, M

@SW-User You would look like some really incredible classical art then :D Who do you think would find you and where do you think your gold statue would eventually end up?

SW-User

@ExploringThoughts I would end up in an art gallery.

SW-User

get a job with james bond

Wraithorn · 51-55, M

I'd pose similar to "The Thinker" but I'd keep my clothes on.

ExploringThoughts · 36-40, M

@Wraithorn Haha that would work :D Where do you think you'd end up, a park?

Wraithorn · 51-55, M

@ExploringThoughts I'm not sure. How about here so that people have to make an effort to see me and the Buddhist monks can use the money paid by visitors.

RemovedUsername8862 · 26-30, M

Do you still live on even after being Midas-ed?

ExploringThoughts · 36-40, M

@RemovedUsername8862 Yup and you'll be completely aware of everything lol

RemovedUsername8862 · 26-30, M

@ExploringThoughts Fuck that, I'd be doing everything to either cure or kill myself before transmuting! That's hellish, that!

Zer0Point · 36-40, F

I would make an obscene 'whacking off' pose

ExploringThoughts · 36-40, M

@Zer0Point Hehe that would be one way to go, and most likely you would end up in an adult sex store with that look lol

biandlargeny · 56-60, M

Haha Mr. Bond. I have you now.

ExploringThoughts · 36-40, M

@biandlargeny I loved that movie, Goldfinger :D

biandlargeny · 56-60, M

One of my favorites too. Roger Moore

Sazzio · 31-35, M

Cure! I ain't giving up.

ExploringThoughts · 36-40, M

@Sazzio Hah awhat would you end up trying to do to find the cure? Or what do you think would be the cure?

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