Want to hear a funny story?
The first mate of a Pirate bShip runs into the Captain's cabin and says "Captain, Captain! The men are revolting." The Captain says " Aye they're馃槄 mate, and they're ugly too"馃槀
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johnny253 路 70-79, M
Here's another one. A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "you gotta grape". The bartender says "No". The duck walks into the bar again and says to the bartender " You gotta grape". The bartender says "no". The Duck walks into the bar again and says" You gotta grape". The bartender says" No but you come into the bar again and asks me that question, I'm going to nail that beak of yours to the Wall". The duck walks into the bar and says "You got a nail? The bartender says "No". The duck says "Gotta a grape"馃槀
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Ok, I'm ready start whenever you like..
lostlil1 路 36-40, F
I need a facepalm emoji!!!