What is your go-to hiding place?

@BabyLonia *lifts up my covers* Can it be your own bed please? 🙄

@SW-User no, there are porgs in my bed hiding from you

@BabyLonia I'm harboring some porgs myself. They're hiding in my belly *licks lips*

@SW-User grrrrrr

@BabyLonia I couldn't go through with it but I had totally planned on having you over for dinner and making you this marvelous dish....then at the end of the night revealing to you that you had eaten porg *evil laugh*

@SW-User
*turns vegetarian

@BabyLonia You fictional animal activists 🙄

@SW-User spreading porg love is what it is all about

@BabyLonia *hides my winter coat made of porg fur and gives you a flirty smile and asks what I can do to help save the porgs*