Do you get an itchy bum when waiting to get off a bus?

Or stood at the front of a queue or with just a whole lot of people able to see if you scratch your arse?

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SW-User

Nope, I drive.... usually happens in the car. Lol 😂

Scarfface · 46-50, M

@SW-User that's just as annoying

SW-User

Yep @Scarfface

Georgimy

Tupac and westside scratches

GLITTER · 36-40, F

Yeah. I wriggle or turn around inconspicuously and scratch

PatriotsJax18 · 22-25, M

Lol for real

Majorlatency · M

In moments like this it's good to use the Dominant Male routine..

You just shout "JESUS CHRIST I HAVE AN ITCHY ASS !" and proceed to scratch with extreme vigour!

Everyone will be dumbfounded and turn the other way... Job done, you can then ride the bus with confidence..

Scarfface · 46-50, M

@Majorlatency 😂😂😂

VioletDreams · 36-40, F

In my case its always a pussy wedgie

Scarfface · 46-50, M

@VioletDreams 😱 😂

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