Do you shit yourself when you walk through a spider web?

My girlfriend & I are often walking around the botanical gardens just after dark. I often drop back a little until she finally walks into one, the hysterical arm flapping & screaming is just hilarious.

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BlackHeart · 31-35, M

I dont do spiders... would not last in australia lol

Les02 · 26-30, F

@BlackHeart We now have these imported hornets that kill & eat our big spiders now. They shit me.. give me the spiders any day.

BlackHeart · 31-35, M

Nope no thanks ima stay in nz lol, spider eating hornets sounds like a bad horror film or something 😂

PeanutsauntieP1982 · 41-45, F

@BlackHeart right..!!!

Les02 · 26-30, F

@BlackHeart if you were to see my antics as I try to belt them out of flight or jump up & down on them. The surrounding people think I've come straight from a phyco movie

BlackHeart · 31-35, M

Perfectly understandable when you come from a place where everything is trying to kill you lol

PeanutsauntieP1982 · 41-45, F

@BlackHeart LMAO!

Les02 · 26-30, F

@BlackHeart Lol,.. not everything tries to kill you.. we have these cute little ticks that drop from tree branches & burry their heads in your skin... ahhhh shit... they've been known to kill the occasional person too.... I'll get back to you

BlackHeart · 31-35, M

Oh well atleast theyre cute lol, that makes it okay that a bloodsucking parasite is hangin around your neighbourhood killing people 😂. Maybe you can cuddle its cuteness to sleep while it kills everybody