Just for the record...if I don't know you, and you are considering emailing me with...

Very well. First I'll need to find a carrier pigeon DNA sample and then clone them as they've gone extinct. So depending on how my team of Royal Pizza Scientists is at genetic engineering, expect a scroll saying "is it hot in here or is it just you?" sometime in the next 5-50 years.

Wittyname ...I feel sure that Meowsolini really doesn't expect that to happen

@Call - Well, since you asked so nicely I may consider it.

You can filter out messages from none friends in setting..

...but....but....but..that is all I know how to do. Oh bother..... 🙃

Right. That's gonna stop them.

@Fernie - You got it!

@King - Oh, by all means!

Aww man! I was just about to ask if you could front me the money to send this Nigerian prince😢

dammit! I had a good one too!Really obnoxious...I'll find someone else

Can I send you a carrier pigeon with a stupid question on a scroll tied to its leg?