Where can I get help financing my novel book? Anyone know a publisher friend who takes kickbacks?

Well unless you wanna go the self-publishing route, hire a professional editor to rip your soul out and break your heart. That's a better route to getting published than finding the one publisher who accepts bribes. :D

Put it on Amazon and do some self-promoting.

just self publish on amazon.

I self publIshed.

Ha! I became a writer by accident and by being an epic fail in my main passion so I do not really have a "writer/artist heart". Or "soul". Editors dream!