I'm thinking about doing something embarrassing, any ideas?

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oneperson · 31-35, M

take a shit in public

DavidAllen1912 · 26-30, M

@oneperson I don't want the cops called.

oneperson · 31-35, M

well... take a shit at a party then, like in the living room.
pretend you're drunk and just do it while saying completely reasonable things like, enlightening statements about the political situation... just lead up to it drunk.

then leave the party

oneperson · 31-35, M

@DavidAllen1912 then on the next day talk to everyone as if nothing ever happened.
send notes thanking the hosts for inviting you, etc...

DavidAllen1912 · 26-30, M

@oneperson I've never get invited to a party.

oneperson · 31-35, M

@DavidAllen1912 if anyone asks you why you did it, tell them you were struck by the mood

oneperson · 31-35, M

@DavidAllen1912 you got parents, they have friends?
that's a party

oneperson · 31-35, M

@DavidAllen1912 alternatively, just get some theater lights aimed at you and shit by the window of your place whenever most people are able to see you.

just draw a lot of attention to yourself

DavidAllen1912 · 26-30, M

I don't know.

oneperson · 31-35, M

@DavidAllen1912 I thought you wanted embarrassment.

You will never look a single neighbor in the eye after this, it's like the pinnacle of humiliation. They will never forget you.

oneperson · 31-35, M

@DavidAllen1912 honestly, you might have to move

oneperson · 31-35, M

move countries that is

oneperson · 31-35, M

you know 'cause of youtube

DavidAllen1912 · 26-30, M

I was thinking more like doing it in private. You know what I'm saying? I'm thinking about missing myself on camera or something.

oneperson · 31-35, M

@DavidAllen1912 well... what's your goal here?

DavidAllen1912 · 26-30, M

@oneperson I don't know now.

oneperson · 31-35, M

@DavidAllen1912 just let it go then

DavidAllen1912 · 26-30, M

@oneperson Ok.