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A man is doing some yard work when his neighbor comes by to chat. In another neighbors yard they see 2 dogs having sex. The man says to the neighbor "Hey you ever do that to the wife" The neighbor says Oh No. "You know, I know she's like it if you gave her a few drinks first" The neighbor wanders off. A few days later while mowing the lawn the neighbor is back again but seems to be rather silent. "Hey whats up, you look a bit weird, I bet you did it to the wife, didn't you?" I did. "How many drinks did it take?" 12 "12 WTF why so many?" Well it took 8 just to get her on the front lawn.