Know any good jokes?

Heard this from a kid yesterday: How do you make a tissue dance ?.....Put a little boogie in it !

Pretty trouble has been to stores 30 times, planned a theft 5 times and actually was successful 2 times. The store keeper is still looking for pretty trouble.

What did the monkey say when his tail got caught in a lawn mower blade?



















It won’t be long now.

My ability to create jokes.

(P.S. That was the joke)

Last credit card statement.