Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van.

"That's a nice dress. It'd look better on my floor."

Aww mighty it worked a lot for me 😜always got the conversation going lol

Is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven?

The worst is I'm gonna make you so happy you gonna change your username. There have been way too many really bad ones. I used to talk to a guy who would text me from work telling me he was working hard because of me. Like ummm could you not lol

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@Nunlover, I don't think that is supposed to be a pick up line :P

"I dreamt about you last night"

"Did you?"

"No... You wouldn't let me" :(

"May I join you? It looks like you're falling apart!"

pft >.> no one tried to even pick me up 🙄

@Cosreal :( That must have been annoying!

What do you like for breskfast

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven

lol, Flenflyys, that's probably a good pick up line. I bet it works every time!

That's not a Chapstick in my pocket I'm just happy to see you!

It's always better when it's unexpected 😃

lol i heard one once but i forgot how it went

hey I had a dream about you last night, want to hear about it?

and I actually said it

I'm blushing in shame now as I say it

Do you like what you see?

@LovelyGorilla Me neither haha :P I just mean heard in general so it can even be one you heard online or on a show :)

They are all brutal..

Get your coat you've pulled

Cosreal was he telling the truth 😜

Some guy just farted loudly and held my hand and said "eww it smells in here! let's go to my place!" How do you even believe for one instant that it was a good idea...

Your sweet cheeks would look great on the back of my bike!

Any that came out of my lips

Demon that's really cute XDDD

Can U imagine people hitting on this face? Hun people wouldn't hit on me even if I paid them.

Hey girl my favorite planet is Ur-anus

You're so ugly that when you where born the doctor slapped your mother

I've never heard a worse one but I used to say this

I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long