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Nightlydemon 路 31-35, F
A really cute one I heard once:
"Excuse me, do you know how much a polar bear weighs?"
"No."
"Enough to break the ice. I'm Tim."
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Flenflyys 路 31-35, F
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van.
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Nightlydemon 路 31-35, F
"That's a nice dress. It'd look better on my floor."
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CallmeHopelessNotRomantic 路 46-50, F
The worst is I'm gonna make you so happy you gonna change your username. There have been way too many really bad ones. I used to talk to a guy who would text me from work telling me he was working hard because of me. Like ummm could you not lol
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NunIover
Aww mighty it worked a lot for me 馃槣always got the conversation going lol
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SugarRush 路 31-35, F
Is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven?
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Cosreal 路 36-40
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Cosreal 路 36-40
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gurlwatcher22 路 61-69, M
"May I join you? It looks like you're falling apart!"
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SW-User
@Nunlover, I don't think that is supposed to be a pick up line :P
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SW-User
"I dreamt about you last night"

"Did you?"

"No... You wouldn't let me" :(
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LittleRee 路 26-30, F
@Cosreal :( That must have been annoying!
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Nyloncapes 路 61-69, M
What do you like for breskfast
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Nyloncapes 路 61-69, M
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven
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LovelyGorilla 路 22-25, F
pft >.> no one tried to even pick me up 馃檮
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SW-User
They are all brutal..
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Renoire 路 26-30, F
Some guy just farted loudly and held my hand and said "eww it smells in here! let's go to my place!" How do you even believe for one instant that it was a good idea...
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Pretzel 路 61-69, M
hey I had a dream about you last night, want to hear about it?

and I actually said it

I'm blushing in shame now as I say it
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1961dave 路 61-69, M
lol, Flenflyys, that's probably a good pick up line. I bet it works every time!
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NunIover
You're so ugly that when you where born the doctor slapped your mother
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1961dave 路 61-69, M
Your sweet cheeks would look great on the back of my bike!
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1961dave 路 61-69, M
That's not a Chapstick in my pocket I'm just happy to see you!
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LovelyGorilla 路 22-25, F
lol i heard one once but i forgot how it went
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Brrad2021 路 18-21, M
Hey girl my favorite planet is Ur-anus
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NunIover
It's always better when it's unexpected 馃槂
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Nyloncapes 路 61-69, M
Get your coat you've pulled
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cdlookinforsoulmate 路 31-35, M
Do you like what you see?
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LittleRee 路 26-30, F
@LovelyGorilla Me neither haha :P I just mean heard in general so it can even be one you heard online or on a show :)
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Sadwithasmile 路 22-25, M
Can U imagine people hitting on this face? Hun people wouldn't hit on me even if I paid them.
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SW-User
Any that came out of my lips
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NunIover
Cosreal was he telling the truth 馃槣
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Sadwithasmile 路 22-25, M
Demon that's really cute XDDD
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TJNewton 路 M
I've never heard a worse one but I used to say this

I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long
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