What's the most stupid thing you've done to gain someone's attention?

I am still in the middle of doing stupid things to attract ... attention.

WHen I was 14 I had a huge crush on a girl in class and couldnt tell her. So i wrote her a love note and put it behind the poster by where she sat. When I walked by I casually knocked it out. Unfortunately some other guy got it and read it to the whole class

Sometimes I'll fake sneeze so they'll say "bless you"

But I'm like, a really good fake sneezer.

I think i threw food on the ground & went "oops"

I started massaging myself. Wait... it worked.

Fallen. Only I actually wound up hurting myself

Posted nudes , oh wait that would be desperate. Eh guess it was when I smashed a beer bottle

As a teen, burnouts in a high performance car to show my stunting skills.

Cut my hair short. Stupid stupid stupid.

Lol cant say without embarrassment

Juggled pies.

What haven`t I done? 🤔

Bang cupboard doors open and shut.