What's the most creative insult you've heard?

a friend was called a 'tapdancing rivertoad' in a pub, which had us both confused and amused for the rest of the night

Cockroach-Licker, heard this one on the soap opera, All My Children, over 30 years ago spoken by Jesse, a young man from a tough neighborhood.

If I had a dog that looked like you I would shave it's butt and teach it to walk backwards- Klinger from the show MASH-

I've known of Bad breath Joe but you could knock a buzzard off a shit wagon at 300 yards .

Kamikaze cunt lol

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