Why Did Piglet Looked In The Toilet?

when piglet one day looked for him... he was no longer there. he encountered people from other universes and asked where was his friend...they all said he was inside the toilet hiding there...

later piglet went to the toilet and found his friend. asked why was he hiding in the toilet? pooh answered because of them..."who's them?" piglet asked..."those!" pointing at the approaching craps that resembled the new cartoon characters, heroes that looked like a shadow of their former selves

"what are those?" pooh said
"they're just the teen titans go team" says piglet
"huh? why don't you put on this" *gives some sort of 3D glasses
"what's this?"
"just put the damn thing on"
"okay pooh"
"now see what i meant?"
"oh...now i see why you were running away from them"
"yeah they are everywhere!"
"and they're literally walking poop"
"i told you... but i haven't explained why i'm in the toilet in the first place"
"why is that pooh?"
"well i suppose you don't get the joke"
"what joke...oh that..."
"but really i'm not the one who needs to be here"
"yeah we should invite those things in..."
"and flush them for good"
"flush them why?" says piglet
"don't you get it piglet?"
"no i don't understand at all. its just teen titans go team..."
"i told you to put those glasses on didn't i?"
"yes but they're swearing my eyes"
"in order to know something you must wear those to keep yourself into reality"
"so all this is fantasy?"
"see for yourself, now what do you see, look at those 'heroes' you've been idolizing"
"oh... now i get why you want to flush the teen titans go..."
"because they're literally walking...p-"
"pooh!"
"yes piglet?"
"no i know what you meant!"
"yes piglet i'm a walking pooh as well"
"b-but you don't look like s***"
"what was that?"
"i said s***"
"say that again?"
"s**t"
"i see... interesting it appears we're a kids show after all..."

sorry i was probably enjoying myself too much