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sciguy18 · M
I say "Hello toothpaste. Can you come out today?" Being stuck up - or shy - it never replies. I ask if I can remove its cap - which I do. I try to coax it out by asking if it would like to have a nice lie down on the toothbrush. It still doesn't reply, so I give it a bit of a poke - which results in a bubble or two bursting from its head. I give up and get the baking soda...