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StevenIzzi · M
So about 5 years ago I was at the nudist resort and lying down next to the pool.
This woman comes up to me and says “I know you”...I am like ok maybe she has seen me here before.
She then says "your name is Steve right"?...I said yes....and she says I was your calculus teacher in HS....I had Calculus in my Sophomore year....and that was 1986.
So here is this former teacher of mine 26 years later pulling up a chair to play catch up for about 45 minutes with me while we are both naked...And she is sort of checking me out. Good thing erections are frowned upon as well as on site sex (It is deemed a family friendly resort)
Feeling a bit awkward I decide to go to the hot tub and she follows me in there to continue the conversation for about another 15-20 minutes….Needless to say I normally do not get embarrassed, but then again I am not expecting a teacher that had to be 15-20 years older (and did not age well) to be having a conversation in the nude with me.
I got home and shared with my wife the awkward situation and she just laughed at me.
My 30 year reunion is in 2018...I really hope she is not there.
This woman comes up to me and says “I know you”...I am like ok maybe she has seen me here before.
She then says "your name is Steve right"?...I said yes....and she says I was your calculus teacher in HS....I had Calculus in my Sophomore year....and that was 1986.
So here is this former teacher of mine 26 years later pulling up a chair to play catch up for about 45 minutes with me while we are both naked...And she is sort of checking me out. Good thing erections are frowned upon as well as on site sex (It is deemed a family friendly resort)
Feeling a bit awkward I decide to go to the hot tub and she follows me in there to continue the conversation for about another 15-20 minutes….Needless to say I normally do not get embarrassed, but then again I am not expecting a teacher that had to be 15-20 years older (and did not age well) to be having a conversation in the nude with me.
I got home and shared with my wife the awkward situation and she just laughed at me.
My 30 year reunion is in 2018...I really hope she is not there.
Oh no no no....that would have freaked me out!!@StevenIzzi
When my son started walking he ran through the metal detectors at LA airport. This young female security guard was screaming,"Get your baby!" I went to get him and gave her a dirty look and told her to shutup and help me or just shutup. I got put into a holding cell then was patted down just out of spite. I still think of that girl and wish I could choke her.
Aviyes5 · 26-30, F
@SW-User oops
I had very heavy periods in junior high and I was sitting on the floor at church in youth group and I got up and this girl comes over and says,"Ummm...you have something in the back of your pants or you started your period." I looked at the floor and there was this massive red stain. 😔 @SW-User
Rhodesianman · 56-60, M
I don't have any as I don't embarrass easily
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Rhodesianman · 56-60, M
@Kimmler lol
Rakbladsvalsen · 26-30, M
Went into work after taking multiple xanax bars, not a good idea
JuppTupp · C
Welcome back - have not seen you for a long time
IWasCallingYaLarry · 26-30, M
Peeing my pants laughing in school.