What do you do when you have uncontrollable farts? Like we're not talking the occational ripper, I am talking enough to power wind instruments!

Do you hide so that you can discretely pass gas? Do you enjoy the experience, or at least the relief of pressure in your guts each time you let one go? Maybe you do what you can to make it as loud and indiscreet as possible... *FARRRRRRTs* 🥴