I Fart

I'm sitting on the train coming home, and I have to fart, like majorly! I'm afraid if I try to get up, it'll just come out! What should I do?

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lilsnifferman · 31-35, M

Too bad I missed this question... :( But I'm glad you felt the relief :)
Maybe next time ask people if someone wants to play a farting contest and then fart and say "Now your turn" :D