I Fart
I'm sitting on the train coming home, and I have to fart, like majorly! I'm afraid if I try to get up, it'll just come out! What should I do?
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SuzanneM · 41-45, F
Ok, all. Here's the breaking news bulletin! Haha! You will either be happy or horrified to know that I just couldn't hold out any longer. I released my fart, and it was really long and loud! The noise of the train blocked out the majority of the sound, but not all of it. A man and a woman across from me kind of turned and looked in my direction right after it came out. Trying not to blush and give myself away.