I Fart

I'm sitting on the train coming home, and I have to fart, like majorly! I'm afraid if I try to get up, it'll just come out! What should I do?

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jeancolby · 31-35, F

Get up bend over, shove your ass into the closest passengers face, let rip. Then look around and proudly ask, ANY QUESTIONS.