I Fart

I'm sitting on the train coming home, and I have to fart, like majorly! I'm afraid if I try to get up, it'll just come out! What should I do?

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SuzanneM · 41-45, F

@Stereoguy: Haha! But if I do, people will probably hear and know it was me!