Dead Parrot joke::A woman brings her parrot to the vet's. Arrr
It is lying very still and limp. "I'm afraid it's dead" says the vet, but the woman refuses to believe him. "Please", she says, "can't you examine it at least?" The vet goes to the door and whistles. In trots a black Labrador. The vet points to the parrot, and the dog goes over to the table, puts his paws up, and gives a good sniff at the little bird, before shaking his head at the vet and trotting out again. Then a tabby cat comes in. It jumps on the table, walks over to the budgie, and examines it, flipping it over with its paw. It too shakes its at the vet and leaves the room.
"I'm afraid that confirms my diagnosis," says the vet. "Your parrot is unfortunately dead. That will be $ 2,500 please." "What?!" Says the woman. "That's outrageous. How can it cost so much?" "Well," replies the vet, "my fee is only $100. But when you include the lab report and the CAT scan..."
"I'm afraid that confirms my diagnosis," says the vet. "Your parrot is unfortunately dead. That will be $ 2,500 please." "What?!" Says the woman. "That's outrageous. How can it cost so much?" "Well," replies the vet, "my fee is only $100. But when you include the lab report and the CAT scan..."
