One of my favorite jokes,ever:: Same forward or back::A man claims he knows everyone in the world.

His boss tests him, and they travel the globe. The man effortlessly greets famous people like Tom Cruise and the President.Still not convinced, the boss says, "Okay, prove you know the Pope."They fly to Rome and join a huge crowd in St. Peter's Square. The man says, "I can't get his attention from down here. Wait here."He walks into the Vatican. A half-hour later, the man steps out onto the balcony with the Pope and waves to the crowd.When the man returns, he finds his boss lying on the ground, surrounded by paramedics.The man asks, "What happened?!"His boss looks up and says, "It was the final straw. You and the Pope came out on the balcony, and the guy standing next to me in the crowd asked, 'Who is that guy in his pyjamas standing next to Bob there?'.