I'm sure you were a hit lol

I used to be a hockey goalie, one time I just had my skates sharpened and they were way too sharp. We were playing an exhibition game against a team one division higher than us, someone thought we were good enough to play them. They kept getting break-away's and that left me to try to stop them. Well this guy was coming in full speed and he moved to my left so I went to slide over and my darn skate caught and over I went on my side and slid completely out of the net. There I am flopping around trying to get back on my feet and the guys on my team didn't say a word. lol.

I'm not allowed to breed or have a lover but everyone in my family is allowed to have that.

as usual I dont think Id get any engagement if I shared it

That’s when you crack a joke for all, and say something like “well that really wasnt quite the trip they promised when they asked me to come here!”

An unusual way to get empathy:)