My girlfriend and I are trying this whole "long distance relationship" thing...joke..joke!!😬

I have to stay 100 feet away from her at all times. Also, the police say I should stop referring to her as my girlfriend.

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Madmonk · M

Does this rag smell like chloroform?

bookerdana · M

@Madmonk Thats not what he did..stalker,yes..but😬

Madmonk · M

@bookerdana the better looking one is they less likely they are to be classified as creepy lol

bookerdana · M

@Madmonk Also the truly non creepy ones

Madmonk · M

@bookerdana it’s comforting knowing everyone is universally shallow

bookerdana · M

@Madmonk Must be quite a strain,man

Madmonk · M

@bookerdana I never understood this concept.