John just got married to Wendy......

and they were going to Jamaica for their honeymoon. To surprise her, he got a tattoo on his penis that said Wendy when hard, but just Wy otherwise. They find a nude beach and decide to check it out. One of the local men noticed John’s Wy tattoo and shows him his own Wy tattoo in the same place. John says “Mine says Wendy when I’m hard, does yours say Wendy too?” The man smiles and says, “No, mine says ‘Welcome to Jamaica mon, have a nice day!’