Yes a Little Johnny Joke Time:too late
Little Johnny was late for school...
...but he was a tough kid, riding his bike like the wind, jumping it over curbs and potholes. At the apex of a huge jump his seat fell loose. But Johnny didn't notice, and slammed himself down on the seat post, experiencing the worst pain of his life.
When he staggered into class, the teacher asked why he was late.
Johnny said, "My bike just stabbed me IN THE A$$!!!"
The teacher shook her head and chided him: "Rectum, Johnny, rectum!"
"Wrecked 'em? Hell, it about tore 'em right off!!!"
...but he was a tough kid, riding his bike like the wind, jumping it over curbs and potholes. At the apex of a huge jump his seat fell loose. But Johnny didn't notice, and slammed himself down on the seat post, experiencing the worst pain of his life.
When he staggered into class, the teacher asked why he was late.
Johnny said, "My bike just stabbed me IN THE A$$!!!"
The teacher shook her head and chided him: "Rectum, Johnny, rectum!"
"Wrecked 'em? Hell, it about tore 'em right off!!!"
