I trumped in front of my mother in law. Kill me now.

We all have the occasional slip. Especially when under strain.

In front of her? Was it her turn?

was it a keff or a poff haha

Hahaha! 🤣 This is perfect! You never fail to amuse me with your catastrophies. You could be a whole episode of You've Been Framed 🤣

did that in front of a girlfriend's mom one time - I bent over to pick it up and it sounded like a pistol had been fired.

why didn't the earth just swallow me up?