Knocked out

When I was 28 I was visiting my OH relatives, her cousins and her aunts were at the home. One of her cousins was a lot younger than us, he was like 10 or 11. He was there with is friend who was same age as them and they were practising karate. So I put on the armor and decided to have a spar with the little guy as he was new to the karate. After I got on the body armor and the helmet, which had a gap at the jaw, about 10 seconds later, he hit me right on the jaw with an open hand and I was out like a light. I tried to find some excuses but couldn't come up with any.

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Thinkerbell · 41-45, F

" I tried to find some excuses but couldn't come up with any."

How about, "I have a glass jaw."...? 🤔

Wol62 · 51-55, M

@Thinkerbell That's not funny.

Thinkerbell · 41-45, F

@Wol62

Yes, it is. 😂🤣😂

Steph34 · 31-35, F

@Thinkerbell Don't we know it. 🤣😂🤣

Wol62 · 51-55, M

@Thinkerbell OK...I'll bite, in what way is me having a "glass jaw" funny?

Thinkerbell · 41-45, F

@Steph34 @Wol62

A blighter, who wasn't too bright
In karate, once entered a fight.
But alack and alas,
His jaw was of glass,
And he FELL, passing OUT like a light.

Wol62 · 51-55, M

@Thinkerbell You are just making it out to be funny.

Thinkerbell · 41-45, F

@Wol62

It IS funny. 😂🤣😂

Wol62 · 51-55, M

@Thinkerbell It wasn't a fight, I was just sparring with the kid, there was no intention for me to hurt him.

Thinkerbell · 41-45, F

@Wol62

Poetic license. 🤭

Wol62 · 51-55, M

@Thinkerbell Right, the kid just got lucky and I was unlucky.

Steph34 · 31-35, F

@Wol62 Yeah right! The kid just happened to hit you once and you were out for the count? I don't know what is funnier, what happened or the limerick about it.