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Have you had someone walk into your fart before?

I swear every time I think it’s safe to fart at work SOMEBODY COMES RIGHT OVER. Farted today and my coworker walked right through it 💀
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SW-User
Yup lol I say sorry but you just walked into my fart
Spectra · 26-30, F
@SW-User Lol not your fault they just had bad timing
SW-User
Yeah, at the store. They always seem to have "forgotten" something 2 or more aisles away once it huts them tho
Leafy · 31-35, M
Good ol fashioned crop dusting 🤣
black4white · 56-60, M
Hate when that happens....but ya know..it happens...one of many reasons i always have cologne at or in my desk when i used to have an office ... i WFH now.... so that worry is no longer.
Spectra · 26-30, F
@black4white Cologne is always a good idea lol
MissingLink · 51-55, M
Always, just had it happen, just let a post lunch one rip and some walks in to ask me a question 😂
Spectra · 26-30, F
@MissingLink Happens every time 😂
SW-User
Did they make any comments? 😂
Spectra · 26-30, F
@SW-User Not to me at least lol prolly pretended not to notice
SW-User
@Spectra lookout for the funny looks when you walk past a group of colleagues
MagnumPI · 46-50, M
Thats how i keep co workers away.
Spectra · 26-30, F
@MagnumPI Lmao does it work
MagnumPI · 46-50, M
@Spectra Oh yeah. Everytime.
Degbeme · 70-79, M
Quite a few people actually. 😬
chasingThursday · 41-45, M
I make sure the coast is clear 😁
TexChik · F
...and lived? Nope! 😷
Teslin · M
@TexChik Gas mask required !!
Teslin · M
Never fails !!!
Lostpoet · M
They deserved it
thepeculiarpanda · 36-40, M
Oh, totally. I do my best to warn them about it though. 😂
Spectra · 26-30, F
@thepeculiarpanda I’ll just start yelling don’t come over here lmao
BLP11520 · 61-69, M
Sure, it happens
A friend of mine would say when you fart to always keep moving. He called it crop dusting
Spectra · 26-30, F
@Ghostinthemachine Would hate to see what bomb dropping is 😂
Queendragonfly · 31-35, F
It's more like my farts stalks my boyfriend.
SW-User
@Queendragonfly That poor man...😞
Queendragonfly · 31-35, F
@SW-User He revenge rips on me so. He's not that much of a victim.
SW-User
@Queendragonfly You deserve each other 😂
JestAJester · 31-35, M
No but there was a time recently at work, I brought some tuna patties for a snack. Made a loud belch and my coworker walked right into it. To this day she will not let me live it down and has to announce it to everyone in the store. Still though, it was pretty damn funny
uncalled4 · 56-60, M
This was many years ago, but I'm certain I nearly choked out my (universally disliked) boss. That'll teach her to bother me right after lunch! I'm so glad that happened.
Spectra · 26-30, F
@uncalled4 Good job! 🤣
Applepiedom · 61-69, M
More room out than in. They should stay away.
And the thing you do is say ,as you fart, oh. Who did that?
SW-User
No I use the fart and run technique
Keeper · M
You dusted that fool properly 😷
Spectra · 26-30, F
@Keeper 😂😂 didn’t mean to
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Spectra · 26-30, F
@geoam1 Ummm no nothing to see here 😶‍🌫️
SW-User
You have a great ass - it's his job to endure!
cerealguy · 26-30, M
So girls DO fart >:v
SW-User
@cerealguy not hot girls!
Japrost · 41-45, M
Women farts are the worst😵‍💫
SamInAZ · 41-45, M
Men don't care if you walk into our farts...we will look @ you & smile. Depending on how well we know you, we might even provide a little commentary.
SamInAZ · 41-45, M
You see ...this is a question a man would never ask. We grew up farting on each other as a joke...
Spectra · 26-30, F
@SamInAZ I heard that’s how guys say hello to each other

 
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