What is your most embarrassing moment?

Could have been the time I:

# Jumped into a swimming pool without checking the temp. It was freezing. Dad broke his big toe diving in to save me only to find I made my way to the side myself...
# Lost my speedos in the swimming pool during a school swim lesson...
# Vomited all over the door on my rush to get to the bathroom.
# Challenged a Chinese Sailor to a Kungfu fight.
# Tried to kick a balloon in a hospital gown, taking my legs out from under my and knocking myself out on the floor.
# Vomited all over myself during an MRI.
# Fell off the Wharf on my bike during winter.
# Mooned a Cop.
# Deep heat on my balls, ran down the street, pants long forgotten and jumped into the ocean.
Got brought home by cops for driving a earthmover at the mine...
#Climbed onto the back of a moving train and ended up in another town. Mum had to drive 5 hours to pick me up.
#Competed in every event on a school sports day and collapsed before the finishing line of the 1,500 metres.

And we're only up to like grade 9 here...