Tell me an embarrassing story of yours

I was at the beach with my know ex while i was out swimming i got hit by an unexpected wave, it knocked me face first into the water and I ended up getting water in my lungs, well once the rip tide went back out i was able to stand up, i was coughing some much i could barely breathe for a minute or two, once i was finally able to breathe again i noticed the entire beach area was looking at me, i thought it was to make sure i was ok but i soon realized the rip tide took my shorts with it and i was standing there completely naked