I Keep Embarassing Myself

I was talking to myself while walking to my car with the groceries in the cart. I was saying stuff like guess what monkey butt? guess who monkey poo? Guess why monkey die? Ugh son of a butt my stupid door didn't unlock all while a little old lady was next to me in her car putting her groceries away. I had no idea she was there. I felt bad because I think she thought I was a nut job who was going to rip her face off and wear it like a mask. I'm terrible! Sometimes I will catch myself talking to myself saying stuff like that while walking down aisles, walking in parking lots, grinning and giggling like a looney toon. Sheesh no wonder why I've been single for so many years. Nobody knows what to do with all of this. Everyone must think I'm some face skin wearing cray cray whackadoodle.