Do you take sexy pics on your phone for the NSA?

Never. That’s my wife’s job

Yes, because I am one of those socialist pawns of the deep state!

No, but every once in a while I get to feeling ornery, and I use words like "bomb" and "terrrorist" and "revolution" when I am talking to a friend of mine...usually when discussing the news. I know that there are some poor unfortunate NSA agents who actually have to monitor phone calls in which those words occur. 🙄🙄🙄

Absolutely. I hope my agent enjoys

Big brother is always watching.

NSA with myself?
I have never had any genuine chance for NSA with someone else

The things I do for my country 😑

Not sure if they're "sexy", but I take them anyway.

Do you ever read Pearls Before Swine? Yesterday's comic.

No Secrets
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