How old were you the first time you forged your mother's signature for school?

I think I was 12. No I wasn't . I was 9 or 10. I got suspended for the second time and after all the trouble I got in for the first one, I figured I just wouldn't tell anybody about the second one and just go hang out in golden gate park all day, surviving on a Pocketful of now and laters ( a Taffy like candy) i bought with my lunch money at 10 cents a pack .I remember it being a very long day. But that's what I did and I went back to school today after that like everything was in order, then my teacher asked me for my slip that my mom was supposed to sign about my suspension. Gulp! It was almost a perfect plan. To this day though, nobody knows about that second suspension but me, so it wasn't a bad plan either. .. I'm sure it was planning to see it was a forgery, but I don't think they really cared either. they just wanted all the paperwork to match up