I'd write you a love poem,

Grocery list? Anything good?

I think a grocery list is a form of love poem.

I am still standing here in the store waiting for you to text me the list.

Time to do some shopping.

So what’s for dinner?

This has the makings of a great ‘meal’

You have any cottage cheese in there?

Nothing can stand in the way of our love. Except the fridge.

Love was in bloom,
Celery hearts,
And frisky roma tomatoes,
How can I love thee,
When thou leavest,
The motherfucking toilet seat up,
Sashimi from last week
Salami and a dill,
Forsooth and good night,,,

The milk turned, didn't it?

Grocery List

Dill
Dough
Wine
(Merlot)

Tenderloin
Meat
Whipped cream
Treat

Eggplant
Peach
Cigarettes
Bleach