Youwereexpectingajoke · 31-35, M
Havoc, chaos, maybe some chicken nuggets
CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@Youwereexpectingajoke I ate all the nuggets
Youwereexpectingajoke · 31-35, M
@CaptainBard
Why would you do this? Now there must be violence 😔
Why would you do this? Now there must be violence 😔
CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@Youwereexpectingajoke wanted to see if anyone was dumb enough ta fight me
Impressing her
hunkalove · 70-79, M
When I tell all the hot babes you're my best friend they'll feel sorry for me. I'm bound to get laid!
Straylight · F
The satisfaction of a job well done?
CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@Straylight finally someone with some work ethic
Zaphod42 · 51-55, M
Oh, it’s the big time for me, Bardy baby! I’m lookin’ at three, count them, THREE pbj’s with crunchy peanut butter and raspberry jam. Not jelly, hell to the no! Jam 🤤
deadgerbil · 26-30, M
A castle that's been in the family for over 500 years
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CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@deadgerbil Nepo gerbil
Youwereexpectingajoke · 31-35, M
@deadgerbil
How awfully egotistical of you
How awfully egotistical of you
Selah ·
Just the love of the game.
DragonFruit · 70-79, M
I was hoping you could tell me what's in it for me.
GoFish ·
babies
Ambroseguy80 · 56-60, M
The ransom for a Bard Bountyhunter
Prettybratbi1tch · 26-30, F
Laughter at your expense dear
CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@Prettybratbi1tch there’s nothin to laugh at 🤨
Prettybratbi1tch · 26-30, F
@CaptainBard *points at you and laugh*
CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@Prettybratbi1tch sthap that 😑
empanadas · 31-35, M
White women with big butts and some fried rice with beef
Youwereexpectingajoke · 31-35, M
@empanadas
A man of culture right here
A man of culture right here
Captainjackass · 31-35, M
The ability to annoy you.
Short people's ire 😏
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@CaptainBard IYKYK
CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@DrScissorhands well IDK 🙄
fun4us2b · M










