I bought a new washer, and it came with a very boring book about a Spanish guy named "Manual".

It was really hard to follow even with all the pictures and diagrams.

Slaughterhouse Five is the fifth installment of Vonnegut's Slaughterhouse series

Much Ado About Nothing is literally a book full of blank pages

A Christmas Carol is a really, really long holiday song

One Hundred Years of Solitude is an interesting tale about the world's oldest virgin

Amputee dies in a poor attempt at killing a pigment-lacking sea mammal.