I get messages from a lot of guys... I genuinely can't comprehend how half of them manage to function enough to survive irl with how they talk

They're able to because they don't act like this out in the wild. They know they can't hide behind their mommy in the basement and people will smack em upside their head for acting that way.

Being online had made me realize how truly sick people are

maybe they don't. maybe they're fungus controlled zombies that manage to type a little. trying to get close enough to infect you too and the only way to stop them is to shoot them in the brain and then set them on fire.

Maybe if you don't want buttheads to message you then don't use a photo of a butt for your profile pic 🙄